I'm a Skipper
I hate going to class. I hate getting in my hot car, sitting in the car on the ten-minute ride to school, with sweat running down my face b/c my car was sitting in the sun, only to have it finally cool down from the A/C just as I'm pulling into the parking lot. Then walking the mile through the parking lot, through the winding halls, still sweating from the 100° heat, only to find my class, have everyone stare at me because I'm late (naturally), and then squeeze into the fifth-grader desks they have at the college (sweating the whole time).
So I'm "that sweaty guy" who always comes to class late. Don't pretend you don't get a picture in your head as soon as you see that phrase "that sweaty guy". Well that's me, and that's how I feel when I go to school in the summertime.
So I don't go. I skip.
I'm a skipper.
3 comments:
July 10, 2007 9:10 AM
I skip because I'm lazy. I've never had summer classes but if I did? I'd be "that sweaty girl." No kidding I swear I have no airconditioning in my body. Temp goes above 76 and I'm fucked.
The goofy part is that as long as I'm moving, like walking along, I'm fine, but when I stop (i.e. stop in line or show up at some office somewhere (late) and finnaly stop running, that's when my body catches up and starts fucking with me. I feel like I always look like a crack head because my upper lip and forhead always start to sweat. And if I'm nervous? Same thing. Nervous and hot out? Fucked Fuckity FUCKED.
We can be "that sweaty person" pals. :)
July 10, 2007 12:59 PM
Travi-poo:How will you ever improve your lot if you don't go to class? And maybe there's another guy known as "that sweaty guy who is always early"? You guys can be study buddies, yes? I skipped way too much class in undergrad, and my mediocre cumulative GPA is my punishment. But hey, I graduated and went on to the next annoying bunch of classmates at grad school. Don't rush, let the car cool, and be another 10 minutes late. Late is late, so who cares?
July 10, 2007 5:13 PM
Haha Lindy and Sassy you two are awesome. Soooooo funny. If you two were in my class, i'd never skip. Ok I would but I'd call you first :)
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